Ten People Cheney Wants To Shoot

Dick Cheney has been under a lot of stress lately. He may have simply been acting out a suppressed urge to shoot someone else when he shot the liberal Republican lawyer.

10. Abramoff - he knows too much

9. Libby - before he spills his guts

8. Obama - The congressman not the terrorist. Osama is far too valuable a threat, we need fear to motivate the funding of the "War on Terror". Besides he's know W. since childhood.

7. People who write top ten lists

6. Dan Quail - he gave V.P.'s a bad name

5. Dan Rather - getting him fired just isn't enough

4. Members of the press

3. 4 liberal members of the Supreme Court, after all you can't be too careful

2. President Bush - Problem is Cheney would be prime suspect

1. That prissy male prostitute Karl Rove keeps slipping into the White House